Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Cheep Slut at Raffles Hotel at Singapore
Yes I'm not kidding the sluts there are cheap. For only $6.25 it's even cheaper then the nachos. Check out the receipt if you don't believe me.[via I.Z. Reloaded]
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Friday, March 23, 2007
They thought they were using chinese beer mugs
A funny prank to do to someone who is clueless about your country's culture. They thought they were drinking form a chinese beer mug. Good laugh!!
Monday, March 5, 2007
Monday Jokes: Kids say the funnies things.
Something to make your monday less stressful. Kids always brings joy to your life. Their innocence sometime leads to them saying funniest things.
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."
When I was six month pregnant with my third child, my three year-old came into the room as I was preparing to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
Little girl at the barber shop.
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."
Mom looks fat.
When I was six month pregnant with my third child, my three year-old came into the room as I was preparing to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"
Dad is a big sissy.
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
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